I'm a girl who is Half rabid animal, half bleeding-heart. Full time eccentric. Occasional smart-ass. MD is doing its best to kill me. Generally goofy and sweet unless provoked. Absolute Kraken if awakened before noon. Most driven by intuition, emotion, and my taste buds. Made in Texas.
Cthulu and Flying Spaghetti Monster both seem possible realities / more preferable options to me. Definitely going to hell...but all my friends will be there, so the BBQ is on! XD
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Whose Line is it Anyway? to return on the CW this summer! Original performers Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Wayne Brady to tag along (read more here!)
OH MY GOD YES
it’s about fucking time
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Dermatographic urticaria
Some of you may have noticed how my skin turns red and bumps up whenever it’s scratched. I thought I was the only one who had this ability, but apparently “skin writing” is a disorder seen in about 4-5% of the population.
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To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you’re under 21.
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i swear, disney channel had a lot of meaningful shows back then. what happened?
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Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
:)
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ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:
I want these framed and in my house.
you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
This is fucking ridiculous.
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Cartoon Network - Adventure Time - Harlem Shake
CN wins everyone, go home.
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